Isn't this cool?

http://www.terminix.com/Pest/Map/Identify/index.cfm

You can go to Terminix's page and find out your state's typical pests.  Texas has a long list.

It also has a good link that shows where termites have swarmed recently.  There have been about three in the Dallas area.

1.  Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line four.
Write down what it says.
corolla lobe

2.  Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.  What do you touch first?
dorm bookshelf

3.  What is the last thing you watched on TV?
some documentary on a 1960’s group.  That was revolutionary in the 1960s.  That was working with the Black Panthers.  Ah, the Weathermen.

4.  WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.
5:00 pm

5.  Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
4:36 pm

6.  With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing.  Sam.

7.  When did you last step outside?  What were you doing?
About 45 minutes ago.  Checking the weather.

8.  Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Real estate

9.  What are you wearing?
Shorts and t-shirt?  And a bright yellow t-shirt?

10.  Did you dream last night?
Yes.  I can’t remember details.  I plead the 5^th.

11.  When did you last laugh?
Just now.

12.  What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing.  Because I’m not allowed to hang anything on the wall.  Except for sticky tape.  Whatever it’s called.  Gluegum.  Goofy stuff.

13.  Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah.  Trevor hugging me.

14.  Last movie you saw?
I guess it was Horatio Hornblower.

15.  If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
I guess the first thing would be to tithe.  Then I would give it all to Wycliffe.  Just kidding.  That’s a lie.  Probably a house to get away from the dorm. 

16.  Tell me something about you that I don't know.
There is nothing.  You know everything about me.  I keep no secrets from you.

17.  If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Guilt or politics?  What would I do?  Boy. <singing> I’d like to buy the world a coke.  To keep it company! Wait, that’s not my answer!  You can’t change the world with coke.  This is meaningless drivel.

18.  Do you like to dance?
Yeah.  Oh yeah.

19.  George W. Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase, or someone who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
He is an outstanding leader in this time in history.

20.  Imagine your first child is a girl; what do you call her?
Ursula.

21.  [same quesion for a boy]
Marcellus.

22.  Would you ever consider living abroad?
No.  Just kidding.  If God spoke to me in a dream.  No, if God came to me in physical form and told me to go.